Perfect Jersey Pictures

Here's a few funny jersey-related pictures. Enjoy.




And here's Matthew Willis standing next to Willis McGahee. It's funny.

Deep-fried Dancing with Paula Deen?

If producers of ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" get their way, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow will be dancing toward a Mirror Ball trophy on the show's next season.  HollywoodLife.com says the prayerful QB is at the top of a wish list of celebrities producers would like to see on the show.  "Dancing" pro Karina Smirnoff has already voiced her support of the idea, telling People.com at her birthday party over the weekend that having Tebow on the show would be a birthday wish come true.
Food Network star Paula Deen is reportedly also on producers' "Dancing" wish list.  Deen just announced her battle with Type II Diabetes this week.  A source also tells HollywoodLife.com that "Dancing" producers are hoping to get a rep from the failed pool of presidential hopefuls on board with thoughts of Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann dancing in their heads.

Packers :(

Here are three links to help ease the pain.
First, just a song to help cope with the pain.


Second, an "At Least We're Not Those Guys" story

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57359661/cops-saints-fan-shoots-two-49ers-fan-after-loss/

And finally, something that made me, a Packers stockholder, chuckle.
http://www.sportspickle.com/news/9478/packers-stock-plummets-to-all-time-low-of-046-a-share

Interesting Stories this morning...

This guy wants to re-create his wedding with his divorced ex-wife so that he can live vicariously through the pictures. He's a creepy looking 40-something guy, and his bride was an Eastern European early 30s blonde. I'm not making any assumptions, but this is definitely a mail-order scenario going on here. 

But I probably feel worse for this guy. Not only does he have to pay the Florida Department of Corrections $50 a day in fees for being incarcerated, he has to pay the medical bills to have his penis amputated!! I wish the story explained why that was necessary, but if you click on the link here, I agree with Mr. T's sentiments. 

The Schticky!

Oh Vince. I'm glad that you can make light of the fact you punched a hooker.

Giants-Packers

Alrighty, I'm starting to get nervous. I saw the spread for the Packers game this weekend start at 9.5 or 10 points, with Green Bay as the favorites, but now I've seen the line move towards 7.5. A two point shift in the spread means a good deal of money is coming in on New York. I can see why people are on the Giants bandwagon, seeing how they dismantled the Falcons over the weekend, but c'mon people. Are you forgetting how well the Packers have played over the past calendar year? They've overcome injuries in the backfield, offensive line, tight end, wide receiver, defensive line, linebackers and in the secondary. And they went 15-1 this season. How is that so easy to forget? I admit, 9.5 for a line was too high, and 7.5 seems about right. This seems like it will be the Packers winning by a touchdown, 35-27. I say they cover. (But I reserve the right to change my mind later in the week!)

Friday joke of the day

With such warm weather the past couple days, here's a golf joke for your Friday...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."