Candy heart sayings...almost

Twitter is awesome. Today there was a trending topic called #candyheartrejects, with people chiming in with things that didn't make it onto candy hearts. Here are some of my favorites...

Roses are red, violets are blue, does this cloth smell, like chloroform to you?

Papers signed!

I forgot our safe word.

You Cant Sleep Here

I like you but only when I'm drunk.

You are a great backup option.

Not Telling You What To Do, But Candy Isn't Really The Healthiest Food Option

500 Feet Away is Still Love

Hold my teeth

It Rubs the Lotion On Its Skin

Chris Brown

#1 3rd Wife

It's not your baby