Wisconsin's #3!

When I first saw this news, I was a bit angry to find out that Wisconsin was "only" third in the rankings of most bars per capita. Then I looked at the top two: North Dakota and Montana. Each state has a population of less than one million people, and combined, the two states have 1,024 bars. Wisconsin? 5.7 million people and over 3,000 bars. TAKE THAT. Also, how does New Hampshire have only 38 bars?!?! I can come up with over more than that, just within the city limits of La Crosse, off the top of my head!