My Monday Rant

I figure, it's Monday, so why not rant about something.

Today: pumpkins.

I've never understood the fascination with them. They smell bad, they rot quickly, and eating anything related to them just baffles my mind.

I've never liked carving pumpkins. I've never liked pumpkin pie. And I don't like coffee to begin with, so pumpkin spice lattes are out of the question.

But...pumpkin Pringles?



Really? I have to imagine they are terrible. In fact, I am going to assume they are. And no, I won't "just try one" because I DON'T WANT TO.