I've seen some awful pictures of green food for St. Patrick's Day, but these take the cake.
1) Skyline Chili - People are pretty divided on chili and cheese on pasta (I'm generally in favor, because Real Chili in DT Milwaukee is the real deal), but this looks....unappealing.
2) Green Brats - Thinking of firing up the grill today with some homemade sausage? Maybe try to make them not look like a turd.
3) Green Eggs and Ham - I know it's cute and Dr. Seussy, but it looks like it came out of one end of your body. Just not sure which end.