So, uh, this story is kind of interesting. A woman (and I use that term loosely, as she's just a college chick, let's be honest) got ridiculously plowed over the weekend and tried to take the field at the University of Iowa football game. And by ridiculously plowed I mean over four times the legal limit to drive... point three four one. THAT'S .341! Ridiculous.
There's her mug shot. She looks pretty white girl wasted. Here's what the police report had to say.
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
Unsteady on her feet? I think any human alive would be unsteady at that BAC. How she is alive, much less still functioning, is astonishing.
And by the way, she's on twitter at @VodkaSamm. Classy.