Every line in that story keeps getting better and better. You can't make this stuff up. Welcome to Georgia!
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
I need a pitchfork for these waffles
Here's how you know you're in the South.
Police in Georgia are looking for a man who allegedly robbed a Waffle House with a pitchfork. According to WSB-TV, police say Jeff Wooten used the farm tool to herd employees and customers at the Atlanta-area restaurant into a back room so he could get to the register. But the pitchfork didn't help him crack it open, so he picked up the entire register and walked out. As he was making his getaway, the 50-year-old suspect reportedly dropped the pitchfork. A woman picked it up and began beating Wooten with it, but he was still able to make his escape.