RT @TIME How pole-dancing prostitutes are destroying Auckland street signs http://ti.me/Mwwqyv (via @TIMENewsFeed)
Pole-dancing prostitutes? Well of course I'll click! And from a reputable source like TIME magazine, I know it's not porn or something risque.
According to the report, on any given night in New Zealand, there will be "20-30 prostitutes" lining the streets, basically causing mayhem. And as a way to stand out, some of these prosties have taken to pole dancing on the public street signs. Well, considering your average Yield sign isn't made to support a pole dancer (believe me, I know), the poles are being bent and damaged. The best line from the whole story is this quote right here: "Some of the prostitutes are big, strong people"