So the Grandad's Half Marathon is this weekend, and one event I didn't see was the Beer Mile.
Don't know what that is?
It's running a mile on a track, while drinking a beer each lap. 4 laps, 400 meters each, 4 beers.
Oh, and do it in less than 5 minutes.
WHY ISN'T THIS AN OLYMPIC EVENT?
Who wouldn't watch?