I knew it was too good to be true.
Meaning I knew it wasn't even remotely true.
Apparently, this isn't the Loch Ness monster. SHOCKING, I know.
Nope, just wake from a boat.
The Daily Mail concluded that it was Nessie after a six-month analysis. (Really? Six months to determine that?)
One day later, Metabunk.org shoots that theory down. Read more here: https://www.metabunk.org/threads/debunked-photo-of-nessie-in-apple-maps-satellite-image-of-loch-ness-boat.3474/